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Outlaws at the National Cowboy Poetry Gathering

Cowboy Poetry

Yessiree, we have officially applied to be vendors at the National Cowboy Poetry Gathering in Elko, Nevada this January 30 - February 4!

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"Don't quit the day job 'till your night job pays"

- Common wisdom, and lyrics from a "Grateful Dead" song.

Working remotely

I have news for you: as long as you keep your day job, your night job will never pay.

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Coming soon, to a shower near you: THE CURSED COWBOY!

Cursed Cowboy clove and campfire soap

It was a morning not unlike this very morning, when The Cursed Cowboy sauntered out of the shower, followed by a memory of a clove-spicy campfire.

Just a month ago, we offered The Cursed Cowboy for pre-order... and now that day has nearly arrived! Hundreds of bars will be landing in the hands of shower-starved men and women across the country.

We're sending out all the pre-orders on September 15.

Did you miss out on the pre-order?

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