Outlaw Soaps Blazing Saddles Solid Cologne (the sexiest cologne ever)


Blazing Saddles Solid Cologne (the sexiest cologne ever)



$ 22.00


What does an Outlaw smell like? In short, an Outlaw smells like a goddamn American hero.

In long, an Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sage, two kinds of campfire (the nighttime campfire and the daybreak campfire), and a little dirt. An Outlaw smells like the sexiest goddamn thing you can imagine, and then about 12 times sexier than that.

An Outlaw is too old for ‘Axe’ and too young for ‘Old Spice.’ Too old for rot-gut whiskey and too young to give up whiskey outright.

This solid cologne could be used by the kind of cowboys that other cowboys sing about. This solid cologne is the kind of body wash that makes married men late for work. This signature scent will turn your day into a celebration of every. damn. reason you woke up this morning: because you have Things to Do.

But you don’t have to do them too fast. And that’s why it’s called “the sexiest cologne ever.”

Directions: Swirl your finger along the surface and warm the cologne up a little, rub on your pulse points (wrists, neck).

Ingredients: beeswax, grape seed, coco butter, Vitamin A, Vitamin E, rosemary seed, and fragrance oil.

 

* Not an actual claim

 

 

 

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