Calamity Jane Natural Lotion (smell like a legend)




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Even hardened outlaws need soft skin!

Not much for a bath, we can't imagine Jane smelled anything like you'd want to. Because of this, we improvised on her lotion scent. Instead of whiskey, mud, leather, and general body ripeness associated with heavy drinkers who hate baths, we chose to represent the spirit of Calamity Jane with clove and whiskey, with a little orange and vanilla.

Calamity Jane was one of the most notoriously badass women of the Wild West, so we created this badass lotion in her honor.

From all reports, Calamity Jane was not too big on readin', writin', and 'rithmatic," but that affected her place in history NOT ONE BIT. You have to be a special kind of drunkard to be legendarily drunk among the hard drinkin' legends of the West.

But that was Jane. She wasn't much of an outlaw, we'll grant you that, but given her attitude of ZERO F*CKS FOREVER, we would be falling down on our duties as historians if we didn't call out this special hot mess of a woman (and we mean that in the most affectionate way).

Ingredients: Water, sweet almond oil, shea butter, emulsifying wax, avocado oil, steric acid, optiphen plus, and fragrance


You're looking at Calamity Jane Natural Lotion (smell like a legend) from the category, which was made in the USA 🇺🇸 using both domestic and internationally sourced components.

Our products are made from naturally derived ingredients whenever possible 🌈.
We never test on animals and our products are cruelty free 🐰.
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