Bacon Soap: The most realistic bacon soap you'll ever see! (no, seriously. It looks and smells just like bacon)
If you don't love this, you can return it for a full refund, no questions or hassle.
Most orders ship within 24 hours and arrive in a couple days.
- IT'S BACON! Yes, it's everything you could ever hope for from an... anything. I mean, what else could you want?
- IT'S SOAP! (ok, maybe you want to be clean and take care of your basic hygiene while also enjoying your favorite meat)
- OMFG IT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE BACON (but it's vegan, handmade with coconut oil and high quality ingredients by some people who love bacon so much they have basically dedicated a significant part of their lives to honoring it))
- (it tastes horrible - not at all like real bacon)
- It's handcrafted with care, scored individually and wrapped in a very realistic bacon-esque package!
OMFG IT’S BACON SOAP. It looks like bacon and it smells like bacon, but it tastes nothing like bacon and is quite cleansing! Who doesn’t love BACON?!! Even your dogs will be delighted to get a bath in this realistic-smelling meaty slab o’ soap (the slice marks are just imprints… it’s one solid bar)!
Why spend even a second away from the meat so holy, it's illegal in some religions!
No pigs were harmed in the making of this soap, so even though the actual bacon bacon meat bacon is forbidden in some religions and dietary choices, this can be used and enjoyed by all.
"This bacon soap smells awesome!" - Felice, customer
"Nothing smells better than bacon. This soap brings back childhood memories." - Rev. Lumpy, customer
"It'll simultaneously clean you up and spark your appetite before you head into the kitchen for eggs and toast." - WIRED Magazine
"Any bacon lover in your life (we’re sure there are many) will enjoy not only the novelty of this gift, but also the practicality of it. It suds up and gets you as clean as any other bar of soap. Even better, it’s vegan and not tested on animals." - Yahoo!
Our soaps are formulated with an all-vegan combination of oils that is both delightfully sudsy in the shower and leaves your skin silky smooth and, if you wish, sooooo kissable (though we’re not getting all up in your boundaries). We make them with love and laughter in order to bring the best of ourselves to you.
Every order is combined in a rustic, gift-worthy burlap bag and includes one of our bumper stickers.
If this is a gift for someone other than yourself and you’d like us to include a note, put that in the order notes section when you order. We’ll hand write it in our attempt at a legible note.
Ingredients: Coconut oil, castor oil, distilled water, sodium hydroxide, fragrance oil, and coloring.
All our soaps are handmade and, as a result, may have some minor cosmetic and weight differences.
You're looking at Bacon Soap: The most realistic bacon soap you'll ever see! (no, seriously. It looks and smells just like bacon) from the The Everything! category, which was made in the USA 🇺🇸 using both domestic and internationally sourced components.
Our products are made from naturally derived ingredients whenever possible 🌈.
We never test on animals and our products are cruelty free 🐰.
Read about our ingredients and process of soapmaking.