I SAID WHAT?!?!?!?
HECK YES, I SAID "UNICORN BACON."
What does unicorn bacon look like? It looks like EVERYTHING MAGIC AND IMAGINARY IN THE WORLD: Rainbows! Happiness! Glitter! Personal fulfillment!
What does it smell like? It smells exactly like you'd expect: Cotton candy! Sherbet! Fruitiliciousness!
This special Unicorn Bacon is 100% soap. It has glitter on the top and is carved to look just like bacon.
People might not think they should use it but OH YES YOU TOTALLY SHOULD! It's fantastic soap. So even though yes, it IS MAGICAL AND AMAZING, it's also FRICKEN' FANTASTIC SOAP, made with high quality ingredients like avocado oil, olive oil, coconut oil, and castor oil. You'll feel so smooth and moisturized once you've showered with UNICORN FRICKEN' BACON!
Our soaps are formulated with an all-vegan combination of oils that is both delightfully sudsy in the shower and leaves your skin silky smooth and, if you wish, sooooo kissable (though we’re not getting all up in your boundaries). We make them with love and laughter in order to bring the best of ourselves to you.
If this is a gift for someone other than yourself and you’d like us to include a note, put that in the order notes section when you order. We’ll hand write it in our attempt at a legible note.
Ingredients: Coconut oil, avocado oil, castor oil, olive oil, distilled water, sodium hydroxide, fragrance oil, coloring, and glitter.
All our soaps are handmade and, as a result, may have some minor cosmetic and weight differences.