The Mountain Hideout Hand Balm Stick-Up (solid lotion)
Even hardened criminals want soft hands!
You're on the run, and the best place to hide is up the mountain.
This mountain smells like freedom and promise: pine with a whiff of campfire on the breeze. A little wet earth from the recent rains... but not enough to make tracks. Your Native friends taught you all about walking lightly and leaving no trace.
It feels good to put that knowledge to use now, knowing that the stinkin' town and its legal clutches is well behind you.
You're in the mountains now, and in the mountains, you're free.
Stick-up: lotion for people on the run! Not only are they solid (so they’re TSA-safe and won’t leak all over everything), they’re in a twist-top container that won’t break open and moisturize everything in your purse or pocket!
Directions: Spread some on your palms and rub your hands together like a dastardly villain. Can also be applied to any dry places, like elbows, knees, feet... wherever. Where you feel dry and rough is kind of none of my business.
Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Beeswax, Cocoa Butter, Grapeseed Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Olive Oil, Vitamin E, Fragrance Oil.