Lust in the Dust Soap and Lotion Stick-Up Set
(this is updated with the 4 oz soap size)
Feeling the breeze, smelling the dust and sage of a warm desert day, and looking out over the canyons behind a fantasy ranch house... Maybe Nevada, maybe California, maybe Utah... but somewhere warm and spacious.
It’s going to be a hot day. You’re taking advantage of the cool morning air to get miles between you and the last town.
No one travels across the Mojave after eleven o’clock, not even the US Marshall.
Your pre-dawn getaway bought you some time. The breeze is already warming up, carrying the desert’s heat with it.
The next town may be a good place to stop. The hotel is a fancy number, but you’ve got plenty of cash. As you walk in, you feel the manager’s eyes on you. It’s your old flame from home, all grown up and in this middle-of-nowhere desert town.
The heat between you rivals the sun rising outside.
You set down your saddlebags. It’s time to come clean.
Our soaps are formulated with an all-vegan combination of oils that is both delightfully sudsy in the shower and leaves your skin silky smooth and, if you wish, sooooo kissable (though we're not getting all up in your boundaries).
We make them with love and laughter in order to bring the best of ourselves to you. Every order is combined in a rustic, gift-worthy burlap bag and includes one of our bumper stickers.
If this is a gift for someone other than yourself and you'd like us to include a note, put that in the order notes section when you order. We'll hand write it in our attempt at a legible note.
Ingredients: Coconut oil, avocado oil, castor oil, olive oil, distilled water, sodium hydroxide, fragrance oil, mica, and coloring.
All our soaps are handmade and, as a result, may have some minor cosmetic and weight differences.
Want to see desert sage in real life? It's all over California. (opens in a new window)