Handmade Blazing Saddles Hand Balm Stick-Up (the sexiest solid lotion ever)
$ 16.50

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Even hardened criminals want soft hands!

What does an Outlaw smell like? In short, an Outlaw smells like an American hero.

In long, an Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sage, two kinds of campfire (the nighttime campfire and the daybreak campfire), and a little dirt. An Outlaw smells like the sexiest goddamn thing you can imagine, and then about 12 times sexier than that.

"The smell and quality of this lotion is amazing! It smells like fresh leather and campfire, just like the descriptions says! I mainly use it on my hands and elbows and it's perfect to keep the shorty size in your purse. A great gift for the outlaw lady in your life or even your callused cowboy!" - b.bohte, customer

This Blazing Saddles Stick-Up is based on our very popular Blazing Saddles soap (the sexiest soap ever: leather! gunpowder! sage! amazingness!).

If you'd like to buy both Blazing Saddles lotion and soap, you can do that over here: The Best Thing Ever Set (Blazing Saddles).

Directions: Spread some on your palms and rub your hands together like a dastardly villain. Can also be applied to any dry places, like elbows, knees, feet... wherever. Where you feel dry and rough is kind of none of my business.

Stick-up™: lotion for people on the run! Not only are they solid (so they’re TSA-safe and won’t leak all over everything), they’re in a twist-top container that won’t break open and moisturize everything in your purse or pocket!

They last a long time, so a shortie should last over a month with regular use.

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Beeswax, Cocoa Butter, Grapeseed Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Olive Oil, Vitamin E, Fragrance Oil.

Blazing Saddles Hand Balm Stick-Up (the sexiest solid lotion ever) has a rating of 5.0 stars based on 6 reviews.