Blazing Saddles Body Wash (the sexiest body wash ever)
What does an Outlaw smell like? In short, an Outlaw smells like a f&*king American hero.
In long, an Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sage, two kinds of campfire (the nighttime campfire and the daybreak campfire), and a little dirt. An Outlaw smells like the sexiest goddamn thing you can imagine, and then about 12 times sexier than that.
An Outlaw is too old for ‘Axe’ and too young for ‘Old Spice.’ Too old for rot-gut whiskey and too young to give up whiskey outright.
This body wash could be used by the kind of cowboys that other cowboys sing about. This body wash is the kind of body wash that makes married men late for work. This liquid satin of suds will turn your shower into a slow-mo celebration of every. damn. reason you woke up this morning: because you have Things to Do.
But you don’t have to do them too fast. Finish your sexy, sexy shower first. And that’s why it’s called “the sexiest body wash ever.”