Blazing Saddles Beard Balm
Beards! Anyone who has a significant one knows what an unruly, bristly birds' nest they can be, amirite?
Lemme tell you what isn't sexy: having a big ol' bramble bush on yer face.
Introducing our first foray into beard balm. People kept telling us they were using our solid lotion as beard balm, so we thought, "heck, let's make this a real thing."
To use this beard balm, scrape your fingernail backward along the top, getting a small amount on the top of your nail. Rub this dollop together between your fingertips until it gets a little melty, then massage it into your beard, starting at your sideburns and working down to your chin.
Important: this batch is a test and therefore is selling at a sharp discount because it's in plain packaging. Please let us know what you think so we can perfect this stuff for ya.