Blazing Saddles (the sexiest soap ever)

 

What does an Outlaw smell like? In short, an Outlaw smells like an American hero.

In long, an Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sage, two kinds of campfire (the nighttime campfire and the daybreak campfire), and a little dirt. An Outlaw smells like the sexiest goddamn... Read More

 

Fire in the Hole Campfire Soap

Fire in the Hole officially smells like gunpowder, campfire, whiskey, bacon, sage, and dirt. It unofficially smells like insanity, excitement, and overwhelming joy. It looks like fire. It is, in my estimation, the most fucking awesomest soap ever in the history of ever.

You should totally get this soap. It could change your life... Read More