Blazing Saddles Bar Soap: The Sexiest Soap Ever (smells like warm leather, gunpowder, and sandalwood)




$ 8.50


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  • The most badass soap on the planet
  • Formulated with an all-vegan combination of oils that is both delightfully sudsy in the shower and leaves your skin silky smooth and, if you wish, sooooo kissable (though we’re not getting all up in your boundaries). We make them with love and laughter in order to bring the best of ourselves to you.
  • Colorful, stylish, and brutally beautiful
  • Would probably be used by Steve McQueen if he was aware of this soap
  • Supremely sudsy, not slimy like many handmade soaps

You've been riding hard since the ambush. You knew the canyon was a risky route, but it was going to shave a good four hours off your ride, so you took the risk. Plus, it was hot and getting hotter when you made the near-fatal decision. The canyon seemed like the best choice at the time.

But the US Marshall was ahead of you. If it wasn't for that startled rabbit, you'd be in a long pine box, and people would be pulling your "wanted" posters off their walls.

As it is, you hope to be gracing them with your face for a good long time.

It's no mistake you've been on the run for three years, when most of the gang fell in the first few months. You're fast and smart, and your winning smile (in addition to the remaining proceeds from the Western Savings & Loan) opens the doors you've needed to survive.

This time, it's the doors of the preacher outside of Yuma. Your "contribution to the church" was so graciously appreciated that he personally put you up in his tack room -- a fine place that smells like it has been host to many of your kind of patron.

Before dawn, you'll ride towards the Mexican border. Tonight, you're enjoying the smell of warm leather and a thousand near-misses.

 

Our soaps are formulated with an all-vegan combination of oils that is both delightfully sudsy in the shower and leaves your skin silky smooth and, if you wish, sooooo kissable (though we’re not getting all up in your boundaries). We make them with love and laughter in order to bring the best of ourselves to you.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, avocado oil, castor oil, olive oil, distilled water, sodium hydroxide, fragrance oil, and coloring.

All our soaps are handmade and, as a result, may have some minor cosmetic and weight differences.


You're looking at Blazing Saddles Bar Soap: The Sexiest Soap Ever (smells like warm leather, gunpowder, and sandalwood) from the Blazing Saddles leather and gunpowder soap, lotion, and cologne category, which was made in the USA 🇺🇸 using both domestic and internationally sourced components.

Our products are made from naturally derived ingredients whenever possible 🌈.
We never test on animals and our products are cruelty free 🐰.
Read about our ingredients and process of soapmaking.
Blazing Saddles Bar Soap: The Sexiest Soap Ever (smells like warm leather, gunpowder, and sandalwood) has a rating of 4.8 stars based on 77 reviews.

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