Do you have a friend who could use a present?
Posted on June 01 2015
Sometimes life SUCKS. It tosses a person around and makes them feel very lost. Goddam it.
Sometimes life is AWESOME. A person feels like high fiving themselves (aka "clapping") all over the place.
And sometimes life is just going along. A person wakes up, goes to work, comes home, does laundry, and then falls asleep watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Every one of these people would be delighted if you sent them a bar of soap. If a lovely package with a burlap sack, a micro-chicken, and a bar of soap just showed up in the mail - no reason - just, "Hey, I was thinkin' about you."
Or maybe, "Remember that fucking miserable camping trip in April 2009 when it rained and we had to build a huge fire to evaporate the rain before it hit us? We are badass. I miss you."*
If you have a friend like that and about $11, why not send them a bar of Outlaw Soap out of the blue? I'll even include a personal note if you put it in the order comments.
It'll make their fucking day.
Need few magical moments? Try some Unicorn Poop! (You're a good friend even thinking of a person long enough to get to the end of this post, so even if you don't send soap, just let whoever you're thinking of know that you like 'em.)
* The picture is my brother-from-another-mother and father, Dave. He was on that damn trip in April 2009. I wrote a story about it here.