“OH HELL YES!” you say to yourself first thing in the morning.
You walk past a couple BB guns on your way to the kitchen for a cup of Hair of the Dog… Whiskey and coffee is the perfect way to start this Saturday. Who needs bloody mary? You need caffeine. You need whiskey.
Still in your bathrobe and slippers, you step out on to the porch, a cup of warm elixir in one hand and a BB rifle in the other. You squint out at the targets you and your friends set up last night… cans of PBR glinting in the sun.
You sit down on your rocking chair with the old-as-hell cushion and yes, this might just be the best weekend ever.
And it’s only Saturday morning.
Oh Hell Yes indeed.
And right after this coffee, you’re going to shower.
Our soaps are formulated with an all-vegan combination of oils that is both delightfully sudsy in the shower and leaves your skin silky smooth and, if you wish, sooooo kissable (though we’re not getting all up in your boundaries). We make them with love and laughter in order to bring the best of ourselves to you.
Every order is combined in a rustic, gift-worthy burlap bag and includes one of our bumper stickers (currently “When soap is outlawed, only outlaws will have soap” and “No matter what happens, you can always go out side and drink coffee out of a metal cup” — if you prefer one over the other, let me know in your order comments).
If this is a gift for someone other than yourself and you’d like us to include a note, put that in the order notes section when you order. We’ll hand write it in our attempt at a legible note.
Ingredients: Coconut oil, avocado oil, castor oil, olive oil, distilled water, sodium hydroxide, fragrance oil, and coloring.
All our soaps are handmade and, as a result, may have some minor cosmetic and weight differences.
Like whiskey soap? You should shave with our Whiskey Shaving Soap!